i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
When you realise you’ve had one too many..
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess
For real unlawful access to my phone !